But Enough About Me: My Beverly Hills Mall Trip

I took the girls on a shopping trip to Beverly Center in Beverly Hills because we happened to be in the neighborhood. The teens wasted no time in ditching me, so I wandered around on my own.

This is not exactly the manliest of malls. It’s mostly pricey boutiques selling women’s clothes, shoes, and accessories. Glad I brought a book.

Except for this, but there's such a thing as trying too hard.

Not to say that I saw nothing that amused me.

"Aldo" is Italian for "bigger poster."

 

He looks back at the man, Aldo, who put him in this box and vows vengeance.

 

If the answer is "yes," the next question is are you here at Beverly Center because you were evil in life?

 

The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your House and a couple of her coworkers.

 

Miley's first take of "Wrecking Ball" went rather badly.

 

This one's from outside a shoe shop; you see, she's not wearing any pants, so your eyes are naturally drawn to her shoes.